My Dog Has Two Speeds T-Shirt
My Dog Has Two Speeds T-Shirt
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Design, materials & care
Soft, lived-in comfort meets playful dog-lover attitude. This lightweight tee drapes easily, breathing through long days at the dog park or lazy afternoons on the couch. The front graphic reads “My dog has two speeds: ASLEEP and absolutely unhinged,” with vintage-inspired lettering and a cheeky dachshund illustration — a wink to anyone who knows the sudden chaos a small dog can bring. Wear it with jeans, layered under a flannel, or pulled on after a muddy walk. The fabric feels smooth against the skin, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label means no scratchy reminders while cuddling your pup. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification give extra peace of mind for everyday wear.Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve and neck print options
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Shipping & production
Each item is made to order after your order is placed.
- Production & processing: Allow 2–5 business days, excluding weekends and holidays. Busy periods may cause delays; we will notify you by email.
- Delivery after processing: Standard delivery typically takes 3–7 business days, depending on your location. These are estimates, not guaranteed delivery dates.
- Tracking: A shipment confirmation email includes your tracking number when your order ships.
- Shipping charges: Calculated at checkout. Free shipping on eligible U.S. orders of $45 or more applies to shipping rates under $14.99.
Returns & order issues
Because items are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, buyer’s remorse, or change of mind. Please check the Size Guide before ordering.
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect item? Contact wigglebumms.shop@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number and clear photos. A replacement or refund is available when applicable.
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FAQs
Where are you located?
We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.